Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold. There's a great white Shark on the loose in the kitchen. We think it's. . . Oh no. Did you Hear that? Nervously we take a sip from our Coffee, as we search for the source of the noise. Then another Sip. And that's when we see the Shark. It's in the mug! ! ! ! It's in our Shark attack mug, that is. Each Shark attack mug appears to be a very basic looking White porcelain mug. But inside, hides (when covered in dark liquid) The head of a great white Shark Attacking upwards. The Shark attack mug is a great way to scare your friends and/or coworkers. It's also a great way to help you wake yourself up. Think about it: barely awake, you begin sipping your Coffee. You're too tired to remember What mug You are using and. . . Shark attack! Your heart is now racing, All thanks to coffee and your Shark attack mug.
